@JCautomatic

[Dentist’s]

Me: *lying back with mouth full of cotton wool*

Dentist: So what do you do?

Equipment trolley 3ft away: I’m a ventriloquist

@JCautomatic

*4yo comes in from garden with worm*

Wife: TAKE IT AWAY!!!

*4yo puts on top hat as I throw him a cane and starts tap dancing*