Friends don’t let friends buy cinnamon scented decorative brooms.
My overweight dog can convince you she has completed 28 days on “Survivor” and NEEDS your sandwich just by staring at you.
And you believe her.
I’m not ashamed to say I will never be mature enough to help with school projects about Uranus.
After watching “101 Dalmations” I hoped my dog’s barking was to help others, but I think she is just spreading gossip.
Or did you eat the vending machine egg salad again?
I’d probably be on time more often if I had an alarm clock that yelled, “Pancakes are ready!”
CW: Allergy season! Is there something in here irritating you?
If I was meant to exercise, the good alcohol would be kept on the bottom shelf not the top.
A web shooter like Spiderman would have so many uses, like I could grab the chips without leaving the couch.
My body language is more audible than visual.