It is snowing perfect snowball packing snow right now, so I was wondering if anyone would like to walk slowly past my house?
Now I lay me down to rest.
I pray your TC loves you best.
If he does choose another,
I sincerely hope it’s not your mother.
Me: I’m going to bed after this episode.
Netflix: Hahahahahaha! Sure. Ok.
If I had 3 wishes I’d spend them on my daughter.
Happiness, success and her very own little shithead who refuses to replace the TP roll.
My kitchen drawer was stuck but my husband got it open. I guess all it needed was a big jerk.
I’d like to take a moment to thank everyone who took time out of her or his busy schedule to tell me, “omg you look like hell.”
My kid is singing “Mac-n-cheese” to the tune of “Stand by Me.”
You guys just tried it, didn’t you?