@JKNenagh: Who the hell invented Bull Riding?
"Hey, I'm gonna hop on that 2,000 pound pissed off animal...Time me!!!"
@JKNenagh: Girls are a lot like oceans,
but once a month
it's shark week.
@JKNenagh: Policeman:"Sir, we have sufficient evidence to believe that this vehicle has been stolen.
Policeman: Step out of the tank Sir
@JKNenagh: I saw a guy walking 4 dogs this morning and thought, Wow!.. That guy must be really blind.
@JKNenagh: Love putting on underwear fresh out of the dryer. They're so warm and cozy, and it's fun.
* scans the laundromat and guess whose they are.
@JKNenagh: I often worry about the safety of my children ... Especially the one who is still awake at midnight and talking back right now.
@JKNenagh: Mom: If all your friends jumped off a cliff would you do it too?
Me:If all parents used that same metaphor would you use it too?
@JKNenagh: My wife and I use the pull-out method of birth control where we pull out our phones and ignore each other every night
@JKNenagh: a duck was about to cross the road when a chicken came running up and said... don't do it man ... you will never here the end of it!