If you drink enough tequila you’re just an open bar for vampires
So wait, witch. You’re telling me I should only drive a stick?
OK Broomer
I still have dents in my head from sleeping in hair curlers
If my 56 y/o brain was in my 16 y/o body, my first order of business would be empowering myself. Then … fake ID.
Ghosts can’t cut or color their hair; hence they’re supernatural