If I meet you for a date and you don’t look anything like your pic, you’re buying drinks for me until you do.
Fish don’t seem that stupid to me. If a burrito dropped out of the sky and hung in mid air I’d prob eat it.
If I ever go missing and theres a big search party out looking for me, you can save time by not looking at any gyms.
Yawning is your body’s way of saying 20% battery left