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Page of Jacksawyerr's best tweets

@Jacksawyerr : If I could be any super hero I'd be The Flash, but instead of wearing his costume I'd wear a trench coat. Same name, different purpose.

@Jacksawyerr: If I got kidnapped I'd continuously sing Pitbull songs until they kill me, I'd die but at least they'd suffer too.

@Jacksawyerr: Sorry, the dog stood on my keyboard and liked that Instagram photo of you from 47 weeks ago.

@Jacksawyerr: Sorry I dropped your baby and tried to catch it with my foot.