“Suez Canal” is now a popular but risky sex move.
[at the supermarket]
“Yes, can you please direct me to your unlicked ice creams?”
NIGHT MAN: You can check out any time you like. But you can never leave.
ME: You’re getting a terrible TripAdvisor review.
ME: Be body positive.
ME: *prints a single document
MY PRINTER: *continues to make noises for a month
Will I understand “12 Monkeys” if I didn’t watch the first eleven monkeys?
Every picture tells a story. For example, a lot of people’s story is, “I don’t clean my bathroom.”
Written versions of audio books.
Seems a lot like 2021 keeps asking, “What would 2020 do?”
History teaches us that there have always been idiots making life hard for everyone else.