I love when I open my dryer door and money falls out instead of my cat.
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile.
Then walk into a pole.
My 16yo daughters boyfriend struggled with a capri sun for the last 10 minutes. I think it’s ok to leave her alone with him.
Forgot to tie my bikini top back before I stood up from sunbathing on the beach. Now I know how to get help carrying my chairs to the car.