I love those friendships that are based on a shared admiration for wood chippers and deep freezers.
I like to watch the murder shows on Investigation Discovery so I don’t make the same mistakes those killers did.
Whenever men try to flirt with me, I tell them in English that I don’t speak English.
My OnlyFangs is just me snapping my teeth at the camera and biting someone occasionally.
People will stop talking to you if you challenge them to a rap duel.
I carry a gun because I’d rather be judged by 12 than carried by six.