@JanuaryJames

I love those friendships that are based on a shared admiration for wood chippers and deep freezers.

@JanuaryJames

I like to watch the murder shows on Investigation Discovery so I don’t make the same mistakes those killers did.

@JanuaryJames

Whenever men try to flirt with me, I tell them in English that I don’t speak English.

@JanuaryJames

My OnlyFangs is just me snapping my teeth at the camera and biting someone occasionally.

@JanuaryJames

People will stop talking to you if you challenge them to a rap duel.

@JanuaryJames

I carry a gun because I’d rather be judged by 12 than carried by six.