@Jarhead44: When my dog hears another dog down the street, he always looks at me like I had something to do with it.
@Jarhead44: FYI -
Lisa on FB has cramps but is still going to yoga.
I'll keep you all posted.
@Jarhead44: Always remember -
If you're having a conversation with somebody that doesn't speak English, just talk louder.
@Jarhead44: I don't really think I know what ovulating is, but I think my friend Brian is ovulating.
@Jarhead44: "Grandpa, I can't stop thinking about Santa's sack."
Me: Aww, sweetie. Run along now. Grandpa has to put that on the internet.
@Jarhead44: Me: I heard it's 80 degrees already.
CW: My phone says 81.
Me: Ya know, someday I'm going to eat a hot dog right over your grave.