@Jarhead44: Someone threw a chainsaw at me this morning.
Definitely a first.
It was pretty cool.
@Jarhead44: Yesterday, Mike heated up his fish in the break room.
Today, Mike is missing.
Don't be like Mike.
@Jarhead44: When my dog hears another dog down the street, he always looks at me like I had something to do with it.
@Jarhead44: FYI -
Lisa on FB has cramps but is still going to yoga.
I'll keep you all posted.
@Jarhead44: Always remember -
If you're having a conversation with somebody that doesn't speak English, just talk louder.
@Jarhead44: I don't really think I know what ovulating is, but I think my friend Brian is ovulating.
@Jarhead44: "Grandpa, I can't stop thinking about Santa's sack."
Me: Aww, sweetie. Run along now. Grandpa has to put that on the internet.