Every man was once a man trapped in a woman’s body.
Man, these hotcakes are selling like themselves.
Seems like ladies hate being asked how their Thanksgiving was, no matter how playfully I pat their stomachs.
You’re never gonna believe this, but I feel negatively about the day of the week when I have to stop relaxing and resume working.
When something falls in your mouth by accident and you eat it, it’s a snaccident.
1. Bang knee on table – curse life.
2. Check credit card balance.
3. Think back to sweet moment when you banged knee on table.
You call it the Friend Zone. I call it Palcatraz.