@Jason_Horton

Guys if you are into a girl you have to be confident enough to look her right in the eye on her Facebook profile pic & press the Like button

@Jason_Horton

When the DJ asks if we are ready to party I sometimes lie & say yes even though I really need like 10 min to get ready

@Jason_Horton

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U & I and your hot friend Amber together.

@Jason_Horton

I’m getting mixed signals from this girl first she is like “sorry I’m married” then it’s “leave me alone I’m married” I mean which is it

@Jason_Horton

“I’m a very private person” – people who are on back to back reality shows

@Jason_Horton

When texting a girl “will you marry me” what’s the best emoji to use?

@Jason_Horton

People are so fake how can you love your newborn baby when you met it like 2 minutes ago and don’t know anything about it