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@Jason_Horton : Guys if you are into a girl you have to be confident enough to look her right in the eye on her Facebook profile pic & press the Like button
@Jason_Horton: When the DJ asks if we are ready to party I sometimes lie & say yes even though I really need like 10 min to get ready
@Jason_Horton: If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U & I and your hot friend Amber together.
@Jason_Horton: I'm getting mixed signals from this girl first she is like "sorry I'm married" then it's "leave me alone I'm married" I mean which is it
@Jason_Horton: "I'm a very private person" - people who are on back to back reality shows
@Jason_Horton: When texting a girl "will you marry me" what's the best emoji to use?
@Jason_Horton: People are so fake how can you love your newborn baby when you met it like 2 minutes ago and don't know anything about it