@JayUhOh

Ever have to pee so bad you let a pigeon watch your kids for a minute?

@JayUhOh

If you’re out and you see a donkey, say “hey, come here donkey.” He might not come but if he does, free donkey

@JayUhOh

Five chickens leave Topeka traveling west at 25 mph. Please help me find them chickens. Those are my chickens.