If you love something set it free, if it stays its yours
Go on then pizza, leave! Get outta here…..
Texts friend: sorry, I’m running late.
Friend: no problem, let me know when you’re on your way.
[ 6 weeks later]
Ok I’ve left.
Spoiler alert for the lady in this line, repeatedly asking her newborn ‘what’s wrong?’ Its not gonna answer ya.
*puts message in a bottle
*stares longingly out at sea and throws it in
*gets tazed and arrested for littering
My neighbour has diabetes and now she won’t make me cupcakes anymore, its like bad things always happen to me.