@JenniferJokes

When a guy on a date says “how are you still single” apparently you’re not supposed to tell him

@JenniferJokes

Dance like no ones watching, clean like the cleaning lady is coming tomorrow

@JenniferJokes

Men will ask me to send nudes it’s like, sir I won’t even send clotheds

@JenniferJokes

A LOT of men have told me “if neither of us is married by the time we’re 40…” and let me tell you, I’m just over one year away from cashing in big time

@JenniferJokes

Sister: have you met any nice men lately?
Me: we are failing the Bechdel test.

@JenniferJokes

Instead of asking people to watch my laptop at a café, I just leave an open google search for “how to clean a yeast infection off a laptop”. Never been robbed yet. Still v single.

@JenniferJokes

Him: your so funny, smart & beautiful how are you still single
Me: *you’re