I have two years left on my looks. Four if I work out.
So 2 years.
Sister: have you met any nice men lately?
Me: we are failing the Bechdel test.
Instead of asking people to watch my laptop at a café, I just leave an open google search for “how to clean a yeast infection off a laptop”. Never been robbed yet. Still v single.
Him: your so funny, smart & beautiful how are you still single