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@Jennifergr8 : God I hate kids.
And stuff that's alive.
And stuff that's dead.
I hate stuff.
I like cheese.
@Jennifergr8: Someone just asked my son what other type of fish do you like then?
Thank god he is good looking.
@Jennifergr8: I have no super powers. I'm guessing I'm the villain.
@Jennifergr8: I'm beginning to think some of you are not your Avi's, which makes me sad. I thought I had a unicorn and dinosaur friend.
@Jennifergr8: Women dressed head to toe in animal print just bumped into me, thought I was being attacked my an obese leopard.
@Jennifergr8: Someone just asked my son what other type of fish do you like then? nnHe replied....chicken.nnnThank god he is good looking.