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@Jennifergr8 : God I hate kids.

And people.

And animals.

And sardines.

And stuff that's alive.

And stuff that's dead.

I hate stuff.

I like cheese.

@Jennifergr8: Someone just asked my son what other type of fish do you like then?

He replied....chicken.


Thank god he is good looking.

@Jennifergr8: I have no super powers. I'm guessing I'm the villain.

@Jennifergr8: I'm beginning to think some of you are not your Avi's, which makes me sad. I thought I had a unicorn and dinosaur friend.

@Jennifergr8: Women dressed head to toe in animal print just bumped into me, thought I was being attacked my an obese leopard.

@Jennifergr8: Someone just asked my son what other type of fish do you like then? nnHe replied....chicken.nnnThank god he is good looking.