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Page of JeremyKCMO's best tweets

@JeremyKCMO : Wifi- Are you comfortable? Like really comfortable?
Me- Yeah, why?
Wifi- BYE

@JeremyKCMO: You drunkenly fall into one bathtub with your pants around your ankles, breaking the curtain rod and all of a sudden, everyone is a critic

@JeremyKCMO: 'I'm sure it's just water,' I mumble as I sit down on the gas station toilet.

@JeremyKCMO: As a 37 year old man, I feel like I should know how to spell Febuary.

@JeremyKCMO: Ladies, here's a secret. The moment you are happy and over us, we will send you a text saying that we miss you.

@JeremyKCMO: I'm opening a bar called The Office. You're welcome guys.

"Be home soon sweetie, I'm at The Office"