@JermHimselfish

You think your day was bad? I just had a 15 minute long argument with a couch cushion.

@JermHimselfish

Kids today will never know the horror that would come from seeing a payphone start ringing suddenly in the middle of the night.

@JermHimselfish

I dream of living in a world where men are judged not by the color of their skin, but by the contents of their iPod.