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@JerseyRambo : My psychiatrist is mad at me, told him I could hear people but couldn't see them...he said when does this happen...I said over the phone
@JerseyRambo: You know you're watching Star Wars with Catholics when every time you hear "May the Force be with you," you hear, "And also with you."
@JerseyRambo: I'm going to sit here and wink at you. It's going to be a very long wink. With both eyes. Please, by all means, go on with your story.