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@Jessdaisy : Today, I threw away all the random chargers and cables that have been collecting; I'm sure that every electronic ever associated with one of them will now show up instantly, after not having been seen in years.

@Jessdaisy: Just wanted to say thank you...I was scrolling my tl, saw your avi, and it reminded me I needed to take out the trash.

@Jessdaisy: Being in your 40's is playing a constant game of, why does this hurt? Is the color of this ok? Where did this hair come from?

@Jessdaisy: Current relationship status:
Leaving pizza and beer in the bushes, to lure in stalkers.

@Jessdaisy: I'm "the cord popped out of the phone cause I tried to stretch it from the kitchen to my room" years old