GOALS FOR MORNING:
Hang w/ kids
Respond to emails
About to nap
In email they should change “Save As New” to “Ugh, I’ll Deal With That Later.”
As long as McDonald’s doesn’t make us pay with excercise.
A chain lock on a door is just there to annoy the person who is breaking in to kill you, right?
Hate weight limit signs in the elevator. Then I’m put in the awkward position of telling some pregnant woman she has to take the stairs.
“Today I’m just going to wear pajamas all day.” – Hugh Hefner ever morning of his life.
I didn’t get a chance to do yoga this morning or any other morning of my life.
“Hey you know how everyone’s favorite part of the sandwich is the meat, let’s add an extra slice of bread?” – Inventor of club sandwich
When are they going to drug test the audience of “The Price Is Right.”? No one should be that happy.