@JimMFelton

This year is stressful enough, I refuse to get emails from salad

@JimMFelton

A friend sent me this and now I can’t think of anything else

@JimMFelton

Nan swears blind she heard a miaowing from next door’s garden. She miaowed back.
The cat miaowed.
She miaowed back.
This continued for minutes.
She walks down the garden to the end.
Looks over the fence.
Still miaowing.
Sees her neighbour miaowing back at her.