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Yes liquor stores are essential businesses, today it was essential that I get port to go with my cigars.

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“I miss my label mates.”

“You’re a recording artist?”

“We collect beer labels let me show you my albums.”

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“I’ve said too much already.“

“All you did was blink.”

“Yeah, but twice.”

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I’ve been introducing myself as Jim The Chosen One ever since I was named milk monitor in grade 6.

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This day in history. 1976. 80-year-old choreographer Busby Berkeley died tragically when he wandered absently into a circle of high kicking showgirls.