Yes liquor stores are essential businesses, today it was essential that I get port to go with my cigars.
A bad carpenter blames his tools and goes into the messiah business.
“I miss my label mates.”
“You’re a recording artist?”
“We collect beer labels let me show you my albums.”
It’s the same old story. Boy meets girl. Girl doesn’t exist.
I have a memory like one of those big grey things you know the ones I mean.
“I’ve said too much already.“
“All you did was blink.”
“Yeah, but twice.”
You make me want to be a better home and garden.
It’s about time you stopped being a bystander and became a passerby.
I’ve been introducing myself as Jim The Chosen One ever since I was named milk monitor in grade 6.
This day in history. 1976. 80-year-old choreographer Busby Berkeley died tragically when he wandered absently into a circle of high kicking showgirls.