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@JimmerThatisAll : I live in a high crime neighbourhood if you count downloading gardening shows illegally.

@JimmerThatisAll: A pronoun referring to a specific thing previously mentioned, known, or understood.


@JimmerThatisAll: People who ignore me just haven't learned to make the best of a bad situation.

@JimmerThatisAll: In my day children didn't ask "What fresh hell is this?" while browsing through a rack of cardigans.


"What are my choices again?"

@JimmerThatisAll: Science in 140. Carbon. A nonmetallic, tetravalent element which forms the basis of all known life, the result of unprotected carbon dating.

@JimmerThatisAll: Truthful Tuesday. I don't understand string theory or open faced sandwiches.

@JimmerThatisAll: Great books in 140. The Great Gatsby. In 1922 a mysterious millionaire is obsessed with a now married former girlfriend and has to be shot.