@JimmerThatisAll : When I was a child I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child but when I became a man I put away none of those things
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@JimmerThatisAll: This day in history. 1965. The Who's equipment van was stolen while they were inside the Battersea Dogs Home choosing a dog to guard their van.
@JimmerThatisAll: Squirrels don’t hibernate in the winter they just get angry.
@JimmerThatisAll: I don't delete my bad tweets because why should I suffer alone.
@JimmerThatisAll: [Entering a dark forest]
“Listen. That’s the banshee wailing. One of us may not make it home alive.”
“Keening.”
“What?”
“Banshees keen.”
“You go first.”
“Dammit.”
@JimmerThatisAll: I'm looking at two autographs of Mickey Mouse and I'm pretty sure one of them is a forgery.
@JimmerThatisAll: Turn ons include knobs, faucets, buttons, handles, cranks, and ignitions.
@JimmerThatisAll: I would have retweeted that but the sun was in my eyes and I got a lot of personal problems and I'm jealous.
@JimmerThatisAll: “There’s a clown hanging over you.”
“You mean cloud.”
“I wish I did.”
“Dammit.”
@JimmerThatisAll: I’m sorry I used your Diva Cups to quarantine my sea monkeys.