Me: Coke please
Server: Sorry we don’t have Coke. Is vodka ok?
Me: Why yes, yes it is
How do I rate our solar system?
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Kirk: This velcro … is not … holding
Spock: Jim, it appears you’re using an inferior hook and loop system
Kirk: What … do you … suggest?
Spock: Logic demands we call in the experts
Kirk: Who … would that … be?
Spock: The Klingons
I just shaved so now my jeans finally fit again
Cha-ching is my safe word
Top 5 Zones
5 – Twilight
4 – O
3 – End
2 – In the
If you added too much cornstarch I feel bad for you hon
I got 99 problems, but a bisque ain’t one