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Me: Coke please

Server: Sorry we don’t have Coke. Is vodka ok?

Me: Why yes, yes it is

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Starship Advertise Stardate 41153.6

Kirk: This velcro … is not … holding
Spock: Jim, it appears you’re using an inferior hook and loop system
Kirk: What … do you … suggest?
Spock: Logic demands we call in the experts
Kirk: Who … would that … be?
Spock: The Klingons

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Top 5 Zones

5 – Twilight
4 – O
3 – End
2 – In the
1- Cal

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If you added too much cornstarch I feel bad for you hon

I got 99 problems, but a bisque ain’t one