@JoeBerkowitz

I’d watch Pimp My Ride: One Year Later, a show about people coming to terms with maintaining a fish tank and waffle-maker in a Ford Fiesta.

@JoeBerkowitz

Feel like Hollywood keeps churning out the same movie again and again.

@JoeBerkowitz

The worst part about killing baby hitler is when you come back and everyone says “who?” but you still killed a baby.