My toddler just told me that she’s my best friend.
Then she told me that the toilet is also my best friend.
She’s right about both.
3 days ago my best friend texted me that his dog is sick and he paid a ton of money for surgery and the dog might survive.
I replied “I hope it does”, but autocorrect changed it to “I hope it dies” and I just noticed now.
My 2-yr-old has a toy phone that she pretends to talk on.
She looked right at me and said “hewwo?” into the toy phone.
I grabbed my phone and said, “hello, Isla! This is Daddy!”
She then said, “Isla not home” and hung up on me.
Not sure if my toddler goes to daycare or a disease-of-the-month club
As I was tucking in my 8-yr-old, she asked me if it’s possible to “accidentally eat a squirrel”, and now I don’t think I’m getting any sleep tonight
I’m so fancy, I pronounce the “H” in “WHISKEY”
*every single one of you just said that word out loud when you read this