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I remember back in the day when you had to roll up a tiny scroll and give it to a falcon to tweet

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“O honey, it looks like you got your period last night. I guess well need to get new shee- wait! Wait one minute!” ~ Japanese flag designer

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So Nicolas Cage and John Travolta walk into a bar and the bartender says “hey, why the wrong face?”

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-911 Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me

-Literally or figuratively sir?

Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking?

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For a hero, it’s pretty cool that Mario is just a dude who ignores his real job, does mushrooms and smashes his head into things all day.