I remember back in the day when you had to roll up a tiny scroll and give it to a falcon to tweet
“I totally nailed that guy” – Roman soldiers
“O honey, it looks like you got your period last night. I guess well need to get new shee- wait! Wait one minute!” ~ Japanese flag designer
The first step to admitting you have a problem is having a problem.
So Nicolas Cage and John Travolta walk into a bar and the bartender says “hey, why the wrong face?”
-911 Whats the emergency?
My wife is suffocating me
-Literally or figuratively sir?
Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking?
For a hero, it’s pretty cool that Mario is just a dude who ignores his real job, does mushrooms and smashes his head into things all day.