I’ve worn glasses three quarters of my life, but I still manage to poke myself in the eye every now and then putting them on!
If I say I’m going to meet my maker, it’s just me having lunch with my parents.
I’m at my most “penguin”, when I’m walking to get more toilet paper with my shorts around my ankles.
Sorry, I can’t take your call right now, I’m all tied up.
-submissive’s answering machine.
If I said I was the king of the jungle, I’d be lion to you.