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@JoshuaHvr : Why would a straight guy hate gay guys?
Here's a group of men who look better than you.. but don't even want women.
You should be glad.
@JoshuaHvr: If you factor in "supply and demand"... she DOES NOT want the D.
There is so much D trying to go around, not even the alphabet wants the D.
@JoshuaHvr: 6 more days, guys.. That's December 26. The day everybody puts their shitty Xmas gifts on Ebay so poor people, like me, can buy them!
@JoshuaHvr: This is your brain-
*holds out egg*
This is your brain on drugs-
*puts egg on ground, spins it while shining lazers on it*
@JoshuaHvr: I hate ramen noodles.
*Checks bank account balance*
I love ramen noodles!
@JoshuaHvr: Boss: "Are you texting?"
Me: "No, I'm Tweeting."
Boss: "What's the difference?"
Me: "Texting would imply that I have friends."