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Page of JoshuaHvr's best tweets

@JoshuaHvr : Why would a straight guy hate gay guys?

Here's a group of men who look better than you.. but don't even want women.

You should be glad.

@JoshuaHvr: If you factor in "supply and demand"... she DOES NOT want the D.
There is so much D trying to go around, not even the alphabet wants the D.

@JoshuaHvr: 6 more days, guys.. That's December 26. The day everybody puts their shitty Xmas gifts on Ebay so poor people, like me, can buy them!

@JoshuaHvr: This is your brain-
*holds out egg*

This is your brain on drugs-
*puts egg on ground, spins it while shining lazers on it*

@JoshuaHvr: I hate ramen noodles.

*Checks bank account balance*

I love ramen noodles!

@JoshuaHvr: Boss: "Are you texting?"
Me: "No, I'm Tweeting."
Boss: "What's the difference?"
Me: "Texting would imply that I have friends."