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@JumbledButts : Prison Guard: "So you two cons are in love?"
Con2: "It's like we finish each other's..."
*in unison* "death sentences."
@JumbledButts: *puts a DVD of 'Frozen' and a DVD of 'Dante's Peak' into the same DVD player*
*'Waterworld' starts playing*
@JumbledButts: STEVE: "Wanna go star gazing tonight?"
ME: "What is that? Like a sci fi movie?"
S: "No we watch stars."
M: "Wars or Trek?"