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Yes we left some guests inside the park last night. yes we’re going back for them. Calm down

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The safest place to sit in the park is actually on the rollercoaster we bought piece by piece on eBay

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we baptize all our dinosaurs just in case all that catholic shit turns out to be true

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purely hypothetical question, just for fun: what should somebody do if they have to dispose of many human bones?

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we’re going out of town in a week if anyone can watch the dinosaurs for us

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We mostly tweet about the velociraptors and the t rex because we don’t know what the other ones are called

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some people have asked how long the park is closed when someone is eaten. i mean for the person eaten it’s closed forever haha… but for everyone else no closures

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sorry for the inconvenience but the park will be closing for one hour because we accidentally made one of the dinosaurs too big

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Please do not try to befriend the velociraptors. Emotionally they take much more than they give