Every day I try to learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.
Starlord: Galaxy. Superman: Earth. Spiderman: NYC. And then there’s Daredevil micromanaging the shit out of 10 blocks in midtown Manhattan.
Have you ever accidentally ended a business call with “I love you?” Oh yeah me neither.
So did you have a nice,relaxing holiday asked the all people without three kids
Before I had kids I never really reflected on life’s little mysteries. For example, why is my toothbrush under the couch?
The best part about Facebook is never having to wonder what your acquaintance’s baby is doing all day everyday day.
You know you’re tired when you kneel on the ground pick something up and then have to decide if it’s easier to get up or just live there now