@KPMoore8

I just unplugged my WIFI and heard someone yell WTF from across the street!

@KPMoore8

To the lady who flipped me off when I honked at you, your phone probably isn’t on top of your car anymore!

@KPMoore8

I couldn’t afford an Ancestry DNA kit, so I announced that I won the lottery. I soon found out who my relatives are.

@KPMoore8

My brother, the dentist is getting an award tomorrow. It’s a little plaque!😂😂😂

@KPMoore8

I got gas today for $1.39. Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell!!