I always imagined saving the planet would involve a silver jumpsuit and a sidekick robot, not separating glass and paper.
Sure your baby’s cute but have you ever seen a chihuahua with the hiccups?
My husband’s digging what he says is a pond but I’m still thinking about hiding one of those ‘In the event of my death’ letters as a precaution.
There’s a whale in France that can say hello out of its blowhole and I still can’t manage chrysanthemum on the first try.
Spice things up in the bedroom by loosening the ceiling fan.
“Why would anyone lie on the internet?”
I asked, as Hugh Jackman carried me to the bedroom.
Some days parenting’s like The Sound of Music but with less singing and more hiding from the Nazis.
Joan of Arc was sainted but I’m the only person in our house who replaces the toilet paper and nobody says a word.