@Karate_Horse OPRAH: ok everyone reach under their seat!
ME: [i pull out a picture of the man next to me]
OPRAH:[brandishing a knife] now kill that person
@Karate_Horse @Karate_Horse me: I hate boxes and how they hold food so well! almost TOO good!
inventor of cornucopia: sir, do i have something to show you
@Karate_Horse Always the pallbearer, never the dead guy
@Karate_Horse Me: [getting stabbed by criminal] buddy this seems illegal
@Karate_Horse [karate sign up table]
“Ok guys with a ponytail or that are named Vince please form a second line you are the advanced class”
@Karate_Horse I wish there was a way to musically tell someone to pour sugar on you but there isn’t
@Karate_Horse [tense situation in the war room]
“Ok now type in the nuke codes EXACTLY as I say them or it’ll blow.1-4-7-teen”
CRAP
[huge explosion]
@Karate_Horse do you think my parents divorced because I’m too handsome like they said
@Karate_Horse [loud speaker]
“Hi shoppers I see a lot of confused guys with mustaches. we’ve moved the Hawaiian shirt section next to the pleated jorts”
@Karate_Horse [robbery in progress in the store I’m at]
*quickly remembers training from karate school*
*bows to robber*
*is kicked in head so hard*