@KateWhineHall: I'm at the point in my life where my favorite Mexican restaurant is based solely on how big the margaritas are.
@KateWhineHall: Being a parent puts you in excruciatingly difficult situations. For example, having to talk to other parents.
@KateWhineHall: I've reached the age where I meet a person I would consider "older" and then find out they're the same age as me.
@KateWhineHall: [Dragging 3 whining kids through mall] No thank you, mall kiosk employee, I’m not interested in trying "something amazing for my hair."
@KateWhineHall: I've been married to my husband for 16 years and just learned he doesn't like ice cream cones. What in the hell have we been talking about all this time?
@KateWhineHall: Tom's of Maine is a really good deodorant to buy if you don't mind spending a little extra to smell like you don't use deodorant.
@KateWhineHall: I cleaned off the top of my desk so I'd feel like I accomplished something. Now I just have to clean up the floor where I threw everything.
@KateWhineHall: Using self-checkout lane so I don't have to interact with anyone.
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@KateWhineHall: OMG, MY DAUGHTER IS DYING!
Oh, my bad, it's just her reaction to having to do a chore.