@Kateness8

what if mayonnaise was like peanut butter and either creamy or crunchy

@Kateness8

My Quarantine Routine:

8:30 get woken up by dogs
8:40 let dogs out
8:52 let dogs in
11:51 let dogs out
12:20 let dogs in
4:47 let dogs out
4:59 let dogs in
7:14 let dogs out
7:38 let dogs in
8:16 let dogs out
8:18 let dogs in
10:20 let dogs out
10:25 let dogs in

@Kateness8

Me: *points at romantic relationships*

God: *slaps my hand* NO

@Kateness8

[walking somewhere]

My cat: I’M GOING TO GET THERE FIRST!!