please stop calling that oatmeal raisin thing a cookie. it’s a round granola bar.
he said he adored my imperfections.
and i was like WHAT IMPERFECTIONS????
i make my smoothies with a handful of kale, parsley, cabbage, broccoli, lemon zest and ice and blend it all in the garbage disposal.
itself itself itself itself itself itself itself itself itself….
you are so beautiful without makeup.
-my husband, after he saw i spent $62 on an eyeshadow.
settle down twitter crush. i didn’t ask your last name to google you. i wanted to see how it sounded with the names i’ve picked for our kids
diet tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don’t wear any.
not to brag but i finished this 14 day diet in 3 hours and 38 minutes.
Doctor told me I need glasses. So I’m having several tonite.
so apparently there is no such thing as a valentine santa and i’m not sure whose lap i just sat on at the mall.