My diet was going really well until I woke up.
Them: What are you wearing?
Me: A T-shirt depicting a cat dressed up as a cowboy riding a shark that’s shooting lasers through the sky. Oh and cat. There’s enough cat hair on me to be wearing at least 1 actual cat.
People: Coronavirus is the worst thing that could have happened in 2020.
Murder hornets: Hold my stinger.