I thought I’d lose tons more weight if I drank extra glasses of water every day, but I guess I was just diluting myself.
This could be the beginning of a beautiful restraining order.
Just had an awful drive home. I was forced to ride side by side with another car for 5 minutes. We managed to avoid eye contact, but still.
A teacher is always just one loud fart away from losing control of a classroom.
If it was Raining Men I doubt anyone’d say Hallelujah. Pretty sure people’d be screaming things like, “Augh! That guy just killed my mom!”