@Kica333

A large group of other people’s children is called a “nope”

@Kica333

Million dollar idea: A Walmart, but with more than one register open

@Kica333

In high school I was best known as “Hey what’s your friends name?”

@Kica333

Before you buy anything online ask yourself “Am I prepared to see a sales ad for that same item on every social media site I visit until the day I die?”

@Kica333

*In the back of an ambulance

Me: Change the radio station

Paramedic: Please don’t speak. You need to save your energy

Me: Im not dying to a Nickelback song

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Apparently “A shit ton” is not the correct response when a girl scout asks how many boxes.

@Kica333

A large group of other people’s children is called a “Nope”.