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@Kid_topher : Buzzfeed: 9 Ways to Know You're Dating a Real Woman and Not a Burrito

@Kid_topher: "Ride or die" seems a bit dramatic. I'm looking for a "ride or maybe go our separate ways if things aren't working out."

@Kid_topher: In high school, people called me "Superman" due to my light eyes and physical build. Also because I wore my underwear on top of my pants.