@Kimgee8

Stop bragging about your workout pics. Do you see me post every box of donuts I eat.

@Kimgee8

Vodka is the quickest way to teleport. You just have to be prepared to wake up naked to an unknown location with another teleporter.

@Kimgee8

Relationship status: the doorbell rings, my heart is pounding, it’s the pizza delivery guy. Three-cheese, double toppings, thick crust.

@Kimgee8

Apparently “naked” is not the answer when someone mad at you asked, how do you sleep at night?