@Kirangandhi

HORROR STORY- U are the only one alive in a post apocalyptic world. U tweet and it gets retweeted!

@Kirangandhi

Was feeling particularly adventorous today.so decided to jump off a moving train.now hav to buy my nephew a new train set

@Kirangandhi

911 – wats ur emergency?
– i got stuck in some magnets
911 – who are u?
– Iron man

@Kirangandhi

I am learning from my mistake now. My son taught me maths today

@Kirangandhi

I was so depressed dat my ATM displayed someone else’s balance to cheer me up

@Kirangandhi

The second world war should have been called world war returns

@Kirangandhi

My english teacher was a fan of CAPITAL punishment. She despised small letters