HORROR STORY- U are the only one alive in a post apocalyptic world. U tweet and it gets retweeted!
Was feeling particularly adventorous today.so decided to jump off a moving train.now hav to buy my nephew a new train set
911 – wats ur emergency?
– i got stuck in some magnets
911 – who are u?
– Iron man
I am learning from my mistake now. My son taught me maths today
I was so depressed dat my ATM displayed someone else’s balance to cheer me up
The second world war should have been called world war returns
My english teacher was a fan of CAPITAL punishment. She despised small letters