@Kryzazy: If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles then you too can be anything you want.
@Kryzazy: Some people dream of doing great things with their lives, my dream is to have an alpaca named Al Pacacino.
@Kryzazy: If we call people named David, Dave for short, does that mean Flava Flav’s real name was Flavour Flavid?
@Kryzazy: Relationship status: I hide snacks from myself and get mad when I can't find them.
@Kryzazy: *me trying not to be awkward when I meet new people
Them: Hi, it’s really nice to meet you
Me: Yeah, thanks, my dress has pockets
@Kryzazy: I thought I saw a spider on the floor...Turns out it was a paper clip.
It's dead now.
No need to panic.
@Kryzazy: Goes to Nirvana themed "Come as you are" party. Gets arrested for indecent exposure.