@Kyle1092

Did a little self diagnosing over on Web MD and it turns out I’ve been dead since 2006

@Kyle1092

So I neutered my car yesterday

“You, what?”

Neutered my car

“…”

It’s another word for fixed

“I wish I never gave you that thesaurus”

@Kyle1092

There’s a police officer trying to get me to roll down my window.
I’m calling the cops.