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quarantine day 8: i don’t think my pet fish is doing too well

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[getting a haircuit]

barber: how’s this?

me, horrified and disgusted: perfect 🙂

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i am responds with “baby don’t hurt me”, when someone says “what is love” years old

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them: *unintelligible*

me: sorry what?

them: *unintelligible*

me: sorry i have bad hearing, one more time?

them: *unintelligible but louder*

me: haha yeah

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[god inventing sleep]

god: people can have a little death, as a treat