At this point I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!!
I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!!
I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single!!
My future soulmate & lover out there praying that I don’t find happiness with anyone but her, your prayers being answered!!
Calling me at 2 am for sex is disgusting, where are your morals??where is your self respect?? What is your address?? where are we meeting?? where do I park my car??
People text “happy new year” and go missing for the rest of the year!
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Will you 💍💍 meow meow 💍💍 me?
Do not believe the promises made during foreplay!!