@LMHPhotog: People think the word "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting for their turn.
@LMHPhotog: paramedic: can you tell me what happened
crash victim: I very briefly had a flying car
@LMHPhotog: Whenever people talk about "drug resistant super bugs", all I can think about is how proud I am of those little guys for having the willpower to stay clean & sober in what must be an incredibly dangerous and stressful environment.
@LMHPhotog: My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much.
What a thing to Fallout 4.
@LMHPhotog: *picks up beef bouillon
*decides against it
*puts it down
*picks up chicken bouillon
- stock exchange
@LMHPhotog: There are rumours floating around that Canada's Prime Minister isn't a nice guy.
They're not Trudeau.
@LMHPhotog: Ancient Man: Out of water. Let's walk 10,000 miles to a fresh continent.
Modern Man: Fridge is empty. Guess I'll just die in my kitchen.
@LMHPhotog: Asked a librarian for a book about Pavlov's dog & Schrödinger's cat.
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.